Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen was born in Brooklyn, New York December 1, 1935. Allen writes, directs, and acts in many of his movies.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- Woody Allen

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
- Woody Allen

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
- Woody Allen