Funny Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
- Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx