Funny Quotes

George Burns Quotes

George Burns was born in New York City, New York in 1996. Burns had a fabulaous vaudeville comedian carrier and then went on to work in movies, radio, and early television. George Burns died in 1996.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- George Burns