Funny Quotes

Funny Puns

Some funny puns for your enjoyment.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" If you enjoyed these funny jokes and puns, please share this site with your friends.