Funny Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell

But 10/10 is my birthday so he gave me a 10.10-carat diamond ring. Too bad my birthday wasn't in December.
- Tanya Tucker