Funny Quotes

Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry was born in Armonk, New York in 1947.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
- Dave Barry

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
- Dave Barry

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
- Dave Barry